High-Visibility Saucer Paint
Worried your flyovers will be missed by those slow Americanos?
Our grey-green paint is sure to get you noticed.
Flying saucer not included. Please note that our High-Visibility Saucer Paint is not safe for high velocity travel, or less than 1 standard earth atmosphere. Do not taunt High-Visibility Saucer Paint. Discontinue use of our High-Visibility Saucer Paint if any of the following occurs:
- itching
- vertigo
- dizziness
- tingling in extremities
- loss of balance or coordination
- slurred speech
- temporary blindness
- profuse sweating
- heart palpitations
